You won't believe this is life in the software industry!

Who knew about Copy & Paste

Copy-and-Paste was programmed by programmers for programmers actually.

Next time you know what happened

Algorithm: Word used by programmers when they don’t want to explain what they did.

If fixing bugs was easy

99 little bugs in the code. 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around. 127 little bugs in the code

Modern problem, modern solution

Deleted code is debugged code

Write, test, fail, repeat

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.

Take responsibility for one

It works on my machine.

This always works

When all else fails … reboot

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